1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM: Sad and Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM: Puzzled and Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT : Coffee during Office Timings
12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL : Brainwash first and Let them go
16. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
17. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
18. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees .
19. PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.
20. MASTEK : Mad and Stupid Technicians Enrooted to Kabaarkhana
21. MTNL : Mera Telephone Nahi Laga.
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